Career Challenger Prints

'I've applied for DOZENS of jobs!'

'It doesn't contain anything that'll help you find a job.'

"Well, I'd say you were exactly the type of employee we're looking for!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'I never really knew what a lousy job I had until I read this.'

Careers Advice

Class Of 2012 Please Help.

Businesswoman Empowerment

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

Caged Businessman

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

"I got a job!"

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

Ladder of Success.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"All our staff are equal, but the ones with qualifications are more equal than others."

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"I didn't mean to burn any bridges behind me. It was just a part of my crumbling infrastructure."

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'