Career Challenge Pillows

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

'I hear we're heading for bankruptcy.'

'Enjoy this Christmas as much as you can Perkins - then come to see me before the New Year.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Empty box of ideas

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Mum, I got the job!"

Caged Businessman

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

House of books.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Business Sisyphus

'How long's he been out there?'

Sinking sales

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'You can't cash your paychecks until your 6 month probation is satisfactorily over.'

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

Discomfort zone.

Still Here

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

"Unfortunately, Whitcomb, I am suffering from compassion fatigue."

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

"Sorry, Dad."

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

"I refuse to go down with the ship."