Career Cat Pillows

Cat wins lottery and vows to carry on working.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

'What am I doing here? I'm a cat. I don't know anything about running a major corporation!'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"He retired as an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Your resume shows you have had numerous jobs and in all of them you were rather invisible."

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

"Yes, I know it's our anniversary… just let me kill these last two birds and I'm home."

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

"Tell me again, Dad, how you started in the mailroom."

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'