Career Capitalist Prints

"It started out as a simple case of compassion fatigue, but within a week, it had developed into full-blown amoral ruthlessness. Of course, that's when my career really took off, so I've just learned to live with it."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

My brilliant career

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Big business is not evil

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"I think I've been spending too much time here at work. When I went home last night my wife didn't recognize me and had me arrested for trespassing."

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

Large cap funds

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

GDP

Boom and Bust

"I'd like your honest, unbiased and possibly career-ending opinion on something."

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

'He asked for a raise.'

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

"You could do a lot worse then be good at football... I know... some people have to settle for politics."

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

bag of money as a bicep

Time Slavery.

Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing

HB Fillmond - A great entrepreneur and capitalist/CD Hainsmore - Always knew who to hitch his wagon to...

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'