Career Achiever Prints

Kicking Butt Since 1998

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

37 years in the same position.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'What's play?'

Exam

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

His Master's Thesis.