Care Package Lover Mugs

Care Package

'I sent out for everything.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Special Delivery!'

Time-of-the-month club.

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

Brush your teeth!

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Christmas package.

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

Drive Thru Police Station

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

Another delivery by UPMS.

"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

When Anteaters Get Lazy

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

I don't know why you don't just cancel your subscription to the Rock-of-the-Month club.

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"