Cardio Prints

The Seven Second Workout

'Let's try a slower speed.'

No Exercise

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

'I told him to get down.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"There are a couple aliens at the door saying you're sending shock-waves through the time-space continuum. They want you to get off the treadmill."

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

Social media break at spin class.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'This getting fit is killing me.'

Academy.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

January Joiner

'My feet are killing me.'

"I unleash my physical frustrations in the gym and my mental frustrations on Congress."

'Gasp! Wheez! Nobody told me that once you have a heart you also need cardio!'

"We may not need our cardio exercise today. I've already reached my target heart rate!"

Nordic Career-Trak

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Running

Running

"OK, ready to go again?"

"There's a couple aliens at the door asking if you'll get off the treadmill - you're sending shockwaves through the time-space continuum."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Still on your left."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"What's the best machine to use to meet hot chicks?"

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