Cardio Comedian Mugs

'Sport and politics definitely shouldn't mix!'

GPS and Cardio Workout

'If running's so good for you, why do you never see a jogger smile?'

'He stated jogging to work.'

"Extreme miming"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Bicycle sat nav.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Fast Food Dieter

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

Pelobong

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Easy chair exercise machines

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Damn speed hump!"

"Previously on..."

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

"I like to keep my option open."

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

La Tour 2007.

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."