Card Shark On The Clock Gifts

"Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

The height of fashion in 1796

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Some card-game puns

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Stag poker"

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

'Yes, Sir, all the computers are solitaire game 'free'.'

Worm Bed

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Sailor's Poker.

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"