Card Game Competitor Pillows

'Must we have this every time you play 'Happy Families'?'

Rage.

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Funky Facts: Football.

'How about a game of cards?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Cheating Death.

"Better luck next time, kid."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

The Perfect Cannonball

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Stag poker"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,