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A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

Electric car

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

The big pause

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Woo-hoo!"

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Climate Crisis

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

Pesticide Bunny: Mom! Bunny is eating the pesticide sprayed grass again!

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'Catching lunch again Steward?'