Carbon-neutral Complainer T-Shirts

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

Electric car

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

The big pause

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

"Woo-hoo!"

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Biodegradable helium balloons.

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

Climate Crisis

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

It looks like wood, but it's actually vinyl siding.

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."