Carbon Footprint Warrior Mugs

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

'Look, a cloud from when the climate still worked properly'

Woman at checkout signposted '8kg of carbon or less.'

'Do you want to reconsider? Headquaters just said we're going green.'

Electric car

The Global Methane Reduction Pledge

"What about consumption and emissions?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

But is it organic?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"We'll always have Paris..."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Mother nature takes her course.

Deforestation.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"