Carbon Footprint Counter Prints

"There are so many delegates wanting to come to our 'Climate Change' conference that we've had to lay on extra planes!"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Evolution.

Earth stove

Environment policy.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Ecological balance.

"What about my footprint?"

Climate change skeptics.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Electric car

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Methane Emissions

EXXON EXTINCTION

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

'Carb or non-carb section?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Business revolution begins.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Stop Global Warming

The Finger.

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Global Warming.

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"