Carbon Footprint Challenger T-Shirts

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Evolution.

Earth stove

Environment policy.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Ecological balance.

"What about my footprint?"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Climate change skeptics.

Electric car

The oil trap.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

EXXON EXTINCTION

Venice Floods

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

CO2 - Finding the truth.

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

Methane Emissions

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

Business revolution begins.

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.