Carb Enthusiasts Prints

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"One slice—hold the bread."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

Complex Carbs

Complex Carbohydrates

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

Crusty Bread

"Hey google, find me research that says sugar is good for you."