Caravanning Enthusiast Gifts

Zebras on holiday

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Camping-Pong

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

The Day Dreamer.

I love campsites!

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Reverse Mortgage.

"You took too long!"

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Bed & Bagel'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.