Caravanning Enthusiast Gifts

Zebras on holiday

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Camping-Pong

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

I love campsites!

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"You took too long!"

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

The Day Dreamer.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Reverse Mortgage.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Mine's camper."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Bed & Bagel'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"