Caravan Humor Appreciator Pillows

"John's never been a fan of the static caravan."

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Divine Desk Bins

A Quiet Rebuke.

Sheep In Curlers

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Telekinetics on strike...

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

David and Goliath.

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'