Caravan Humor Appreciator Pillows

"John's never been a fan of the static caravan."

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"They're so like us."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"He was a sea rescue."

A Quiet Rebuke.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Divine Desk Bins

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Comb Sweet Comb

"My guess it's guacamole."

Sheep In Curlers

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Feline Evolution.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Telekinetics on strike...

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

David and Goliath.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."