Caravan Collector Prints

Ecstatic caravan

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Do you buy cars here?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Jeremy Clarkson.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Utility Chic.

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

James May

Acme Flyswatters.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"Do you have anything smaller?"

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Driverless tow truck.

a good caravan holiday is not just about who can show the best gadget

"Got any new monster trucks?"