Caravan Collector Prints

Ecstatic caravan

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Utility Chic.

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Acme Flyswatters.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Driverless tow truck.

a good caravan holiday is not just about who can show the best gadget

"Got any new monster trucks?"

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'