Car Troubles Connoisseur Prints

Emergency breakdown.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"Okay. Hit it."

No U-turns

'Power steering.'

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

"Sick Ride!"

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

'We've found life as we know it on other planets. All creatures have cars that break down when they're late for a meeting.'

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

Recall notice

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

Your car can be any shape you desire

A mechanic is surprised to see a periscope coming out of a car towing a boat.

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'Molly here would like your immediate apology for the substandard service and wilty lettuce on her BLT!'

"I think a little herb can fix you up."

"All of our cars are made out of 100% recycled refrigerators!"

'That sir, is our economy model.'

Sports Inflatable Vehicle.

Car Bonnet Lady

'Please don't be someone I know,,,'

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

Woman crying about her car repair bill.