Car Sound System Connoisseur Prints

'How much treble do these babies put out?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Turn down the bass."

The Hybrid

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Turn that ambient music down!'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

Boom Box

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

2020 Panic Room

'I pimped your sound-system.'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

"Your car is always in the shop because it has a problem with its auto immune system."

The Ford Taurus.

'You've slept with your new car every night for a week. When's the newness wear off!'

Football anagrams: Honest John's (Answer: Seth Johnson.)

The Government car-share scheme gains wide support!

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'

Charles has opted for the Harrison Birtwhistle ring-tone.