Car Safety Buff Mugs

Two horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.

Piano Airbag

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

My doctor advised me to start walking more.

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

'… and another thing Mrs. Foley, that baby seat is not recommended for children beyond the pupa stage.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

Wall Street...

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Connected Intersections Challenge

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

Big bumpers.

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

The Cone Ranger

"I couldn't work out how to use my car seat-belt. . . and then it suddenly clicked!"

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

Cow Air Bags.