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Things You Should Know About...

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'My feet are killing me.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Oedipus

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"It's worse than I thought."

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Cryptologists Anonymous

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

"Who's next?"

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

Noel Fever

Wordplay: Fertilizer.

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?