Car Plant Executive Prints

"This is our successful 'Flat Broke Bum' designer suit. Lots of investment bankers and car plant CEO's ordered it!"

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

EXXON EXTINCTION

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

The sea of heartbreak.

Stimulus bust

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

"Our stock just went up ten points on the rumor that I was replacing you all with burlap sacks stuffed with straw."

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

Foreign Ownership Control in the US

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

Top-Echelon Shakeup: Zubin Mehta to Chrysler, Lee Iacocca to the Philharmonic

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

The taxpayer will finally buy the auto industry bailout. Hell, they've bought all that undercoating for all these years!

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

Zero Fuel Taxis

800 Billion Dollar Bailout.

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

General Motors.

Where's the difference?

Economic Bailouts: Santa's sending his elves to save the automobile industry.