Car Part Scavengers Pillows

"You guys have sold me wrong parts three times! Your ad says 'Auto y Rod employees are the friendliest experts in town.' What can we do about this?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'But what do you sell?'

"How much is the sign?"

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Scrapyard Worker

"Excuse me...is that a portable jack?"

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'

I buy anything.

"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."

'Hey, Earl, do we stock the rear end for a '57 Caucasan?'

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

'Ed, I think you need to cut back on the rear view mirror ornaments.'

Joe's Auto Wrecker

"What happened to Scott, the new management trainee? Wasn't Mr. Rod teaching him everything about the business?"

"Well this part of your order has arrived, but the other parts haven't, though I understand they're in transit. So I guess parts of your parts order are partly here."

Rabbits have used their tails for the fluffy dice.

'Talk about irony. His foam dice rolled a lucky seven.'

The End is Near: Shoe Sales Ends Friday!

"Don't even think about selling your car, Ralphie."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: I think I prefer the dice.