Car Part Scavengers Pillows

"You guys have sold me wrong parts three times! Your ad says 'Auto y Rod employees are the friendliest experts in town.' What can we do about this?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'But what do you sell?'

"How much is the sign?"

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

Scrapyard Worker

"Excuse me...is that a portable jack?"

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

I buy anything.

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'

"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."

'Hey, Earl, do we stock the rear end for a '57 Caucasan?'

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

"What happened to Scott, the new management trainee? Wasn't Mr. Rod teaching him everything about the business?"

'Ed, I think you need to cut back on the rear view mirror ornaments.'

Joe's Auto Wrecker

"Well this part of your order has arrived, but the other parts haven't, though I understand they're in transit. So I guess parts of your parts order are partly here."

Rabbits have used their tails for the fluffy dice.

'Talk about irony. His foam dice rolled a lucky seven.'

"Don't even think about selling your car, Ralphie."

The End is Near: Shoe Sales Ends Friday!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: I think I prefer the dice.

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