Car Park Champion Mugs

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

'My Father can beat up your Father!'

"Wow! You've got free-range children."

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Car Pools.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

Supermarket traffic lights.

Goalie sitting in middle of full park bench waiting for player to shoot

NO PARKING, from here to eternity.

"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."

"Does this mean you want us to move our desks into the carpark again?"

So tell your wife she might have left the car parked in lot A31 or B25...

No parking sign

'Okay, one, two, three, fight!'

'Sorry, Clark, but you know the rules on smoking in this carpool.'

Traffic warden emerges from manhole

Stuck in the car park.