Car Modification Visionary T-Shirts

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Thatched roof car.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Sold his air rights."

Artists At The Auto Show

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"I'm afraid Mr.Edison is too busy to discuss your idea with you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

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'Why we have architects'

"The world is expanding at an accelerated rate."

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

Spray painter.

"Real estate developers are God's creatures too."

'I wanted a vehicle with the styling of a 4x4 but with a lower carbon footprint.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"When you said we were doing some DIY, I thought you were making a coffee table."

'And right here we've left room for a possible school.'

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

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