Car Modification Visionary T-Shirts

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Thatched roof car.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Sold his air rights."

Artists At The Auto Show

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"I'm afraid Mr.Edison is too busy to discuss your idea with you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"You still working on your car?"

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'Why we have architects'

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

"The world is expanding at an accelerated rate."

We prefer "kitchen surface installers." not "counter-fitters."

Spray painter.

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

"Real estate developers are God's creatures too."

'I wanted a vehicle with the styling of a 4x4 but with a lower carbon footprint.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'And right here we've left room for a possible school.'

"When you said we were doing some DIY, I thought you were making a coffee table."

Covid Variants