Car Lovers Prints

'To buckle or not to buckle?'

A man drives down a road that has two road signs with quotations marks positioned on either side of it.

Shmeuly's car turns 13.

Gnook Isenbarth, inventor of the windshield.

Take me to: Your leader.

SUV has a drinking problem.

Crash-text Dummies: Two Crash-test Dummies texting about to crash into the Crash Test barrier.

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this, it smells of Petrol.'

If You Lived In Your Car You'd Be Home By Now.

'Well, obviously if I'd known car tax was going to go up I'd have bought a more sensible vehicle.'

Saint Patrick and the snakes leaving Ireland.

"I already installed a new driver on our computer, now I might have to do it on our car."

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

"Ask the kids to not stick any more of these on the car. These are way harder to remove than the stickers on Snapchat."

Car navigation

Elephant to elephant: 'He doesn't have a trunk, he has a glove compartment.'

Road Narrows.

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

'It's the worst case of petrol head I've ever seen.'

Sorry, Officer, since I wasn't talking on my cell phone I forgot I was driving,

Petrol.

'And these are my five little trilobites - all boys, all petrol-heads. One day their dreams will come true.'

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

'But...I forgot where I parked.'

'I could not put out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.'

Two small cars carry a christmas tree

A couple drives past a sign that reads "Caution Intermarriages Ahead".

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'