Car Gadget Lover T-Shirts

There's one up there.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Motor Tourism

Useless add-ons.

Driverless cars rage.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'