Car Feature Geek Prints

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

The Hybrid

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'It's a hybrid.'

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

2020 Panic Room

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

You're all set - We topped off your fluids, replaced your filter, and emptied your cache.

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"Where's the fire, pal?"

'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'

"Your car is always in the shop because it has a problem with its auto immune system."

'You've slept with your new car every night for a week. When's the newness wear off!'

I'm going to need to see your artistic license.

'Traffic Jam'

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

"He rides on the roof. It's only until we can find time to get the windshield wipers fixed."

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

'This baby's got 12 reindeer power.'