Car Feature Geek Prints

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

The Hybrid

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

2020 Panic Room

'It's a hybrid.'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

'Traffic Jam'

'You've slept with your new car every night for a week. When's the newness wear off!'

A one wheeled car

"He rides on the roof. It's only until we can find time to get the windshield wipers fixed."

'This baby's got 12 reindeer power.'

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

The Government car-share scheme gains wide support!

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"