Car Driver Pillows

He used to be a train driver!

"Ahh Spring...has sprung!"

"I can't talk John, I'm on the train" ... "Hi John..talk to me"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to tinkle."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Under pressure.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

A Quiet Rebuke.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Yes, That Was The Exit

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'