Car Deal Hunters Mugs

'The only reason I bought it, is because it had a tankful of gas.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"One year closer to college!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"How soon will this be a remnant

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I just..."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Thatched roof car.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

Otto the SmartyCar!

It's great for pulling the birds!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'God's speed.'