Car Building Aficionado Pillows

I'm ticketing you for DIY.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Route 666

It's great for pulling the birds!

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Smile

Desk shaped like an office block.

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

The Lemmings of Montauk

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Beware of Everything

Carpet

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.