Car Building Aficionado Pillows

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Route 666

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Desk shaped like an office block.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Smile

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

The Lemmings of Montauk

Beware of Everything

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

Carpet

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."