Car Blog Enthusiast Mugs

You people are crazy! Why do you even bother to take the time to write Ignorant, hateful comments on my lowrider blog? FYI, lowriders are an american art form. As american as apple pie!

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

Deflator mouse

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.