Car Audio Aficionado Mugs

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

'How much treble do these babies put out?'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Can you open this? I wanna see how it would look in my car."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Subwoofer

Music producers.

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Beware of Everything

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

The Lemmings of Montauk

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

Carpet

"Brat"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'