Car Audio Aficionado Mugs

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

'How much treble do these babies put out?'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Can you open this? I wanna see how it would look in my car."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Subwoofer

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Music producers.

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Music for car stereos

Carpet

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

The Lemmings of Montauk

"Brat"

Beware of Everything