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'Hawthorne's attempt at a sequel.'

Bacchus.

Joan Hickson

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Caesar salad?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Dylan Thomas

The furies

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Nikolai Gogol

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

Seneca

The Mother Of Damocles

Mark Twain

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Emily Dickinson

Henry Miller.

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

James Baldwin.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Hamlet.

Julius Caesar

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...