Capitol Correspondent Prints

'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'

'I see John Boehner is being sworn in and Harry Reid is sworn at.'

Press Freedom

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"I will answer anything but questions."

If Watergate Happened Now the Press Would Be Too Busy Reporting on Tweets

Freedom of Speech

Donald Trump and US Democracy

Iraq War Correspondency on a Budget

Office of the PR of the United States

US Media

'That damn racial scandal.'

06 Congressional Record.

The Filibuster.

J. Woogle - 20 years in congress, saying 'no' to everything.

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Sally Jessy Raphael

'A long-awaited government shake-up: A 'ditto-head' will replace a 'yes-man'...A 'croney' will replace an 'insider'...'

Breaking news

Daniella Diaz - CNN

"You've been around here longer than I have. What are 'congressional ethics'?"

Biden immigration laws.

Partisan Politics

'This is Harold Finnegan substituting for Steve Bernstein, who has been totally grossed out by events in Washington....'

Leigh Ann Caldwell - Washington Post

"The good news today is that there is no news."

State of the Union...

'Crisis? What crisis?' asks DoH Minster.

'Sorry, guys, but we can't go in until we've got real time media coverage.'

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

Kaitlan Collins - Chief W. H. Correspondent CNN

Jacqueline Alemany

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.