Capitalist Surfer Prints

Capitalism.

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

"Dow's up!"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

Gold Crisis

Sad businessman with sinking profits

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

The turbulent euro.

Boom and Bust

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Gracebook.

'Sounds good to me, Frank. I'll have my money get in touch with your money.'

'With programed trading, the computer's in the driver's seat. My Money is just along for the ride!'

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

'Thinking about investing right now... my recommended position on the market is fetal.'

Moving Van.

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

"Go forth and multiply"

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

'I suppose you think you're funny?'