Capital Builder T-Shirts

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

Networking

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

God's Subcontractors

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."