Cap-wearing Athlete Mugs

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Currently Boston

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Professional football.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Rugby Mad.

The Off-Season

'Has anyone seen my contact?'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'So I told the doctor I'm a major league baseball player and I don't have any time to get out in the sunshine.'

Graduate of 2021

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

Graduate

"This better be important."

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

Basketball Players Working Together

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.