Cap Couture Enthusiasts Mugs

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Haute Suture

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

A Macaroni in 1772

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Vivienne Westwood

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Graduate

I think the cat wants to go out.

Zumma Cum Laude

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Granny Wear

Sir Cecil Beaton

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Graduate.

"I didn't know you had a minor."

'We have to talk.'

Resumes

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

The latest fall fashion trends

Obscene Hollywood phone call

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

Belling the Cat

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