Cap And Gown Celebrant Mugs

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Graduate

Zumma Cum Laude

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

Graduate of 2021

Graduate

Two men toasting

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Graduate.

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

Black Velvet.

Resumes

"I didn't know you had a minor."

Clothes Make the man...

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

Graduation.

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

Graduate Joins the Unemployment Queue.

"Since I deeply value recognition, I'm honored to present this 'Outstanding Effort' award to what's-his-name here."

"It's an intern-eat-intern world out there!"

Graduate