'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...' from $19.00
'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?' from $19.00
'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.'' from $19.00
"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?" from $19.00
"If it weren't for the illusion of security, the health plan, the pay, the friendships. . . I'd leave this stupid company!" from $19.00