Canon Mugs

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Sloth 10K.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Moulin Rouge Security

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Music Hall Dancers

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

"John and Sidney work in human relations."

Vaccines vs Variants

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"It was a difficult delivery."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"You think it's tough down there?"

Hello, Susie, it's R

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