Canoe Instructor Mugs

"The idea of swamping the canoe is to practice un-swamping it."

Bitchbark Canoe

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

First aid in mountains

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Ski lift mobile

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'First of all, relax.'

Swimming Prankster

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Clown Skis.

Guide fish.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Bankside

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

I told you not to swim out to far

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim