Cannabis Law Enthusiast Prints

Cannabis Ban

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Bribes for Jabs

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Violent Crime Statistics

Lady Justice.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

Pelobong

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Two lawyers in a royal court

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Hippie Edibles Co.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Dumping The Death Penalty

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."