Canlit Lover Pillows

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

The adoration of the gels.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Moby Dick

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail