Canine Style Icon Mugs

"It's not so much a fear of thunder as it is a fashion statement."

Killer Executive Suits.

Haircuts

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

1930's Lady.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Congratulations on the new you!

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Do you think I'm sixty?

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Purple dress

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'