Canine Obedience T-Shirts

'Stay! Roll over! Heel! I wish they'd expand the curriculum!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

10 K Tail-Chase

"Shake! Good Dog."

"You keep impeccable time."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Hot Air Balloon

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"You've already been for a walk."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Dog Training.

Fido and Fifi