Canine Metropolis Enthusiast Gifts

"Time for your flea medicine."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Barks in code.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Works every time.'

'She's just great with the children.'

Foster failure

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

10 K Tail-Chase

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'He does lack social skills.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Collies Without Borders

"A little help, please."

"Yes, one is a dog."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Canine Scentipede

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.