Canine Defender Prints

'Get this straight, I'm a guard dog: I don't fetch the newspaper!'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

No Soliciting

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Science Snobs

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Fish with Shield

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

My first pro bono case.

Castle Cat Flap

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

"Boy o boy, that's not good: The hunters don't even want to negotiate..."

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

What's in the milk today?

'Shut-up, stupid dog!'